Ozzy Osbourne cytaty (122 cytatów, strona 3)

Ozzy Osbourne: 122 cytaty4 Polubienia

Ozzy Osbourne słynne cytaty

„Ludzie myślą, że nigdy nie dorosnę. Ale nie mam wyjścia. Nie mam już 21 lat.”

Źródło: Robert Sankowski, Ozzy, Książę Ciemności z poczuciem humoru, „Gazeta Wyborcza”, 25 czerwca 2010.

„Byłem typem faceta, którego uwielbiali nienawidzić rodzice: „Zamknijcie swoje córki! Schowajcie swoje psy! Ozzy Osbourne przyjeżdża do miasta.””

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Źródło: Robert Sankowski, Ozzy, Książę Ciemności z poczuciem humoru, „Gazeta Wyborcza”, 25 czerwca 2010.

„Najśmieszniejsze jest to, że w Ameryce trzeba zrobić badanie krwi, żeby dostać zezwolenie na ślub. Nie byłbym zdziwiony, gdyby facet z laboratorium przywołał mnie i powiedział: „Panie Osbourne, w pańskim alkoholu znaleźliśmy ślady krwi.””

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Ja, Ozzy. Autobiografia (2009)

„Nawet gdybym zamienił piekło w niebo, to można się założyć, że w toalecie będzie tam śmierdzieć.”

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Źródło: wywiad Celii Walden, 22 października 2009.

„Uwielbiam komedię. Uważam, że w show-biznesie jest zdecydowanie za mało humoru, a za dużo idiotów. Kapele traktują siebie zbyt serio. Tymczasem trzeba umieć śmiać się z samego siebie.”

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Źródło: Robert Sankowski, Ozzy, Książę Ciemności z poczuciem humoru, „Gazeta Wyborcza”, 25 czerwca 2010.

Ozzy Osbourne cytaty

„Kto nasikał?! Kto nasikał na mój cholerny dywan! Ten Cholerny pies! Wrzucę cię do basenu!… Ej! wypie*alaj z mojego domu ty cholerny… Wypier*alaj! no już! Pieprzony terrorysta! On jest pieprzonym członkiem gangu Bin Ladena!… Dlaczego one to robią Sharon? O co chodzi?”

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„Who pissed? Who pissed on my fu*king carpet? That bastard fu*king dog man! I’m gonna throw you in the fu*king pool… Oi get the fu*k out of here you fu*king… Get the f*ck out of here. He’s just fu*king terorrist! He’s fu*king part of Bin ladens gang! Why do they do it Sharon? What’s the deal man?”
Źródło: The Osbournes

„Jestem prostym człowiekiem… teraz trzeba mieć komputer żeby włączy i wyłączyć telewizor (…) nacisnąłem jakiś guzik a tu włącza się prysznic! Co to ku*wa jest! gdzie ja ku*wa jestem! ta jakieś gówno ery kosmicznej!”

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Źródło: The Osbournes sezon 1, odcinek 1

„Każdemu tam odbijała szajba. Któregoś wieczoru Tony tak się upalił zielskiem, że postanowił zagrać na flecie, a że stracił wyczucie odległości, przystawił instrument do brody zamiast do ust. Do końca utworu stał, dmuchał w mikrofon, a widownia się zastanawiała, o co, kurwa, chodzi.”

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Ja, Ozzy. Autobiografia (2009)

„Słuchałem Beatlesów, a oni byli wtedy uważani za wywrotowców. Pokazywali dzieciakom, że w życiu można przełamywać schematy i niekoniecznie trzeba kończyć jako robol w fabryce.”

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o swojej młodości.
Źródło: Robert Sankowski, Ozzy, Książę Ciemności z poczuciem humoru, „Gazeta Wyborcza”, 25 czerwca 2010.

„Jestem zaskoczony: moja córka nie wytatuowała sobie penisa na przedramieniu.”

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Źródło: „Forum”, 16 lipca 2007.

„Ciągle słyszę, że metal się skończył. I że Ozzy się skończył. Jakoś na moich koncertach nie widzę nawet jednego pustego miejsca.”

Ozzy Osbourne

Źródło: Robert Sankowski, Ozzy, Książę Ciemności z poczuciem humoru, „Gazeta Wyborcza”, 25 czerwca 2010.

„Bąbelki?! Oj no weź, Sharon! Ja jestem pieprzony Ozzy Osbourne! Książę pieprzonej ciemności! Nie chcę tych pieprzonych baniek!”

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reakcja Ozzy’ego na Bańki mydlane które zdaniem Sharon powinny pojawić się na scenie podczas koncertu.
Źródło: The Osbournes

„Tak na marginesie, umiałem już trzymać się melodii, gdy zaś przeskakiwałem do wysokich tonów, nie pękały szyby, a miejscowe kocury nie chciały się ze mną parzyć.”

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Ja, Ozzy. Autobiografia (2009)

„Kocham was nad życie, ale i tak wszyscy jesteście kompletnie pieprznięci!”

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Źródło: The Osbournes sezon 1

„Czasem jestem przerażony byciem Ozzym Osbournem. Ale mogło być gorzej. Mogłem być Stingiem.”

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Sometimes I’m scared of being Ozzy Osbourne. But it could have been worse. I could have been Sting. (ang.)
Źródło: The Osbournes television show

„Trzeźwość jest do dupy.”

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deklaracja z końca lat 80.
Źródło: Robert Sankowski, Ozzy, Książę Ciemności z poczuciem humoru, „Gazeta Wyborcza”, 25 czerwca 2010.

„Bóg nie chciał, żebyśmy zrobili ten album.”

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o nowej płycie „13”.
Źródło: Philipp Oehmke, Chore potwory, „Der Spiegel”, tłum. „Forum”, 21 czerwca 2013.

Ozzy Osbourne: Cytaty po angielsku

“I just can't wake from these scary dreams.”

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Scary Dreams.
Song lyrics, Other

“If none of us believe in war
Then can you tell me what the weapon's for?
Listen to me everyone
If the button is pushed there'll be nowhere to run”

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Killer of Giants, written by Robert John Daisley, Ozzy Osbourne, John Osbourne, Jake Williams, Robert Daisley
Song lyrics, The Ultimate Sin (1986)

“I had a vision, l saw the world burn
And the seas had turned red
The sun had fallen, the final curtain
In the land of the dead
Mother, please show the children
Before it's too late
To fight each other, there's no one winning
We must fight all the hate”

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Revelation (Mother Earth), written by Ozzy Osbourne, Randy Rhoads and Bob Daisley
Song lyrics, Blizzard of Ozz (1980)

“I have a saying. 'Never judge a book by its cover'. I say that because I don't even know who Ozzy is. I wake up a new person every day. But if you've got a fantasy of Ozzy, who am I to say? I mean, if you think I sleep upside-down in the rafters and fly around at night and bite people's throats out, then that's your thing. But I can tell you now, all I ever wanted was for people to come to my concerts and have a good time. I don't want anyone to harm themselves in any way, shape or form-and my intentions are good whether people want to believe it or not. I'm not going to suddenly become a Jesus freak or anything. But I do have my beliefs and my beliefs are certainly not satanic.”

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Rolling Stone Online, May 1997.

“Let me explain something to you - you have not been standing in front of thirty thousand decibals for thirty-five years - write me a note!”

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The Osbournes television show

“Too many religions for only one god
I don't need another saviour
Don't try to change my mind
You know I'm one of a kind
Ain't gonna change my bad behaviour”

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I Don't Wanna Stop.
Song lyrics, Black Rain (2007)

“I'm about caring, I'm about people, and I'm about entertaining people. I'm a family man. A husband. A father. I've been a lot of other things over the years, which we don't really want to talk about. I'm always working on trying to better myself, you know? I think that that is an ongoing thing with me. I think I'll do that for the rest of my life. I'm always thinking of what I can do today to better my life.”

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Launch.com October 30, 1998

“I like warming my butt by the fire.”

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The Osbournes television show

“My assistant showed me a video called Forks and Knives (sic) or something, about (cutting out) meat and dairy products, so I thought, 'I'll give this a shot!' … I feel OK actually, I feel better about myself, you know? I go on binges… That's the reason why I decided to cut out meat out and dairy because I've limited what I can have because when you're on the road and you're travelling, you grab buns and… burgers are everywhere… so now I've just narrowed the margin. … I'm not saying I'm gonna do it forever; I might go back - when my wife learns to cook, so that'll be never!”

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On his new vegan diet in order to get healthier, in an interview on his wife Sharon's US daytime talkshow The Talk (25 October 2011), as quoted in "Ozzy Osbourne Trying Out Vegan Diet", in Contactmusic.com (25 October 2011) http://www.contactmusic.com/ozzy-osbourne/news/ozzy-osbourne-trying-out-vegan-diet_1252586

“When you're young, you're stupid. You do silly things. I did it (the O-Z-Z-Y tattoo across his knuckles) when I was 14. I was in jail for something. I could have had it removed, but why? It's my trademark. People stop me and say, 'Let me have a look at your hand.”

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Launch.com October 30, 1998

“If only we could all just find serenity
It would be nice if we could live as one
When will all this anger, hate and bigotry…
Be gone?”

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Dreamer, written by Ozzy Osbourne, Marti Frederiksen and Mick Jones.
Song lyrics, Down to Earth (2001)

“When I was a practicing alcoholic, I was unbelievable. One side effect was immense suspicion: I'd come off tour like Inspector Clouseau on acid. 'Where's this cornflake come from? It wasn't here before.”

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The Osbournes television show

“There Are No Unachievable Goals
There Are No Unsaveable Souls
No Legitimate Kings Or Queens,
Do You Know What I Mean?”

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I Just Want You.
Song lyrics, Ozzmosis (1995)

“I am a new and reformed Christian follower, I Love God”

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“Taught by the powers that preach over me
I can hear their empty reasons
I wouldn't listen, I learned how to fight
I opened up my mind to treason
But just like the wounded, and when it's too late
They'll remember, they'll surrender
Never a care for the people who hate
Underestimate me now”

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Shot in the Dark, written by Phil Soussan, Jake E. Lee and Ozzy Osbourne.
Song lyrics, The Ultimate Sin (1986)

“Somebody said to me this morning, 'To what do you attribute your longevity?' I don't know. I mean, I couldn't have planned my life out better. By all accounts I should be dead! The abuse I put my body through: the drugs, the alcohol, the lifestyle I've lived the last 30 years! Now, some rare fly will fly over me, crap on my shoulder, and I'll drop dead, you know? My life story is a real-life story.”

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Launch.com, October 30, 1998

“I've done a lot worse than jump off piers, son. Like throw a television out the window.”

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The Osbournes television show

“A Devil with a crucifix
Brimstone and fire
He needs another carnal fix
To take him higher and higher
Now Jimmy, he got busted
With his pants down
Repent ye wretched sinner
Self righteous clown”

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Miracle Man, written by Ozzy Osbourne, Zakk Wylde and Bob Daisley
Song lyrics, No Rest for the Wicked (1988)

“God, beam me up!”

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The Osbournes television show.

“This will end in tears.”

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The Osbournes television show

“How the fuck you feed a tree?…What…you put a ham sandwich on the tree?”

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The Osbournes television show

“We are not going to continue until we hear the fucking roof rattle.”

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Black Sabbath Reunion Disc 2 Iron Man intro (track 5).

“Who the fuck is Justin Bieber?”

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A Different Spin, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0hfg1htnM4

“I've had this TV for 7 years, this is how it works. Power on - it comes on. Simple clicker, volume control - piece of piss. Works every time…. what the fuck's this? What am I doing? JACK!!”

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The Osbournes television show

“[hugging Sharon] Merry xmas…. now fuck off.”

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The Osbournes television show

“[after one of his dogs urinated in the bedroom] Who pissed!!? Who pissed on my fucking carpet!?! That bastard fucking dog man. I'm going to throw you in the pool! Get the fuck out of my house! Why do they do it Sharon? Whats the deal man? It's a fucking terrorist man! It's fucking part of Bin Laden's gang! Fucking Ali Baba used to go work on this rug.”

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The Osbournes television show

“I can honestly say, all the bad things that ever happened to me were directly, directly attributed to drugs and alcohol. I mean, I would never piss on a piece of stone at the fucking Alamo at nine o'clock in the morning dressed in a woman's evening dress sober. I mean I know I'm a fucking crazy-ass but still.”

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MTV News Online, 1992.

“Bubbles! Oh come on Sharon! I'm fucking Ozzy Osbourne, the Prince of fucking Darkness. Evil! Evil! What's fucking evil about a buttload of fucking bubbles!?”

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The Osbournes television show.
Źródło: http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/ozzy-osbourne-maddest-moments-10-1837387

“I love you all; I love you more than life itself, but you're all fucking mad!”

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The Osbournes television show.

“The biggest thing has been realizing how much people really do love the early Sabbath music. People have said it in the past but I've never really believed them before. I remember years ago when Metallica opened up for me, I went backstage and they were playing old Black Sabbath albums and I thought they were taking the piss! They said, 'No, we really love Sabbath.”

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I couldn't see that at the time--because towards the end of my time with Sabbath 20 years ago I thought what we were doing was boring and stupid, because we were boring and stupid, totally sick of what we were doing and totally out of our brains with drink or drugs when we were playing it.
Launch.com, November 2, 2000