“I tell ya, my wife's a lousy cook. After dinner, I don't brush my teeth. I count them.”

Source: It's Not Easy Bein' Me: A Lifetime of No Respect But Plenty of Sex and Drugs (2004), p. 18

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American actor and comedian 1921–2004

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