“I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal.”

“I hate reality but it's still the best place to get a good steak.”

“I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours.”

“Would you look at me I'm crazy
But I get the job done
Yeah, I'm crazy but I get the job done.”

“I'm still convinced good will defeat evil, and the world will be restored, humanity will be judged, and justice will be made, call me crazy, but it's because I'm crazy enough to believe.”

“I'm not strange, weird, off, nor crazy, my reality is just different from yours.”

“Going to work just looked crazy. Eating another meal, ever, made about as much sense as planting tulip bulbs in the shadow of a falling atom bomb.”

“I'm a substitute mom."
"You're more like a crazy aunt who only gets called when somebody needs bailing out of jail.”

“There is something demoralizing about watching two people get more and more crazy about each other, especially when you are the only extra person in the room.”

“The meal is not over when I'm full. The meal is over when I hate myself.”