“But it ain't easy, trying to do without God even if you know he ain't there, trying to do without him is a strain”

“Bitch, I ain't no fucking G, I'm a cannibal!
I ain't trying to shoot you, I'm trying to chop you into pieces and eat you!”

“No matter what you do, no matter how hard you try, you're screwed because it's all fixed and rigged. There is a club and you ain't in it.”

“Don't you know there ain't no devil, there's just God when he's drunk.”

“That ain't me, that ain't my face. It wasn't even me when I was trying to be that face. I wasn't even really me them; I was just being the way I looked, the way people wanted.”

“It ain't so much the things we don't know that get us into trouble, it's the things we do know that just ain't so.”

“You say your life's a bum deal 'n yer up against the wall. Well, people, you ain't even got no deal at all. 'Cause what they do in Washington. They just takes care of Number One. An' Number One ain't you. You ain't even Number Two!”

“There ain't no sin and there ain't no virtue. There's just stuff people do.”

“If you are with the quality, or at a funeral, or trying to go to sleep when you ain't sleepy - if you are anywheres where it won't do for you to scratch, why you will itch all over in upwards of a thousand places.”

“It is easy to understand God as long as you don't try to explain him.”