“I don't need anything to get high. I'm high on life.”

“Some people think I'm high on stage; I would never get high before a show, because, when I'm high, I don't wanna stand in front of a bunch of people I don't know. That does not sound comfortable. Like, when you're high, and a joke doesn't work, it's extra scary. It's like,"Whoa, what the hell happened there? I am retreating within myself. Why have all these people gathered? And why am I elevated? Why am I not facing the same way as everyone else? And what is this electric stick in my hand?"”

Mitch Hedberg (1968–2005) American stand-up comedian

“People don't want other people to get high, because if you get high, you might see the falsity of the fabric of the society we live in.”

Ken Kesey (1935–2001) novelist

“I need mood music. I gotta get myself ready to kick butt."
Lula - High Five”

Janet Evanovich High Five

“I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity.”

Chris Rock (1965) American comedian, actor, screenwriter, television producer, film producer, and director

“I don't know what it is about accents that makes me want to get undressed and high-five myself.”

Chelsea Handler (1975) American comedian, actress, author and talk show host

“And I get high with my baby”

Fetty Wap (1991) American rapper and singer from New Jersey

“Last year when I hurt my shoulder, I couldn't hit high pitches, but they kept throwing me low and away, and I could hit that pitch without much pain. "Look, he gets three hits, but he says he's in pain," they say, but they don't know that I can't go for the high pitch, and I'm not about to tell them!”

Roberto Clemente (1934–1972) Puerto Rican baseball player

“I wanna be high, so high.
I wanna be free to know
The things I do are right.
I wanna be free,
Just me, babe!
That's why I'm easy.
I'm easy like Sunday morning.”

Lionel Richie (1949) American singer-songwriter, musician, record producer and actor

“Phury?"
"No, I'm not gay."
"Don't feel like you need to hide it or anything."
"I wouldn't. I'm just not."
"You bi, then?”

Jessica Bird (1969) U.S. novelist