“The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.”
Dorothy Parker (1893–1967) American poet, short story writer, critic and satirist
“I tell ya, my wife's a lousy cook. After dinner, I don't brush my teeth. I count them.”
Source: It's Not Easy Bein' Me: A Lifetime of No Respect But Plenty of Sex and Drugs (2004), p. 18
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