Woody Allen (1935) American screenwriter, director, actor, comedian, author, playwright, and musician
“I get it,' said the prisoner. 'Good Cop, Bad Cop, eh?'
If you like.' said Vimes. 'But we're a bit short staffed here, so if I give you a cigarette would you mind kicking yourself in the teeth?”
Source: Night Watch
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Terry Pratchett796
English author 1948–2015Related quotes
Richard Sherman (American football) (1988) American football player
Press conference (16 September 2015), as quoted in "Video: Richard Sherman speaks passionately on Black Lives Matter" https://web.archive.org/web/20150917000340/http://www.seattletimes.com/sports/seahawks/video-richard-sherman-speaks-passionately-on-black-lives-matter/ (16 September 2015), by Bob Condotta, The Seattle Times, Seattle, Washington. <br class="br">Press conference (16 September 2015)
David Cross (1964) American comedian, writer and actor
They don't appreciate it.
Making America Great Again
“A recent police study found that you're much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run.”
Dennis Miller (1953) American stand-up comedian, television host, and actor
“There is no situation so bad that the cops can't make it worse.”
Edward Abbey book Hayduke Lives
Hayduke Lives (1990)