“You picked a lemon, throw it away lemonade is overrated. Freaks should remain at the circus, not in your apartment. You already have one asshole. You don’t need another. Make a space in your life for the glorious things you deserve. Have faith.”
Source: He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys
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Source: He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys
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Variant: When fate hands you lemons, make lemonade.
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Source: I Had the Right to Remain Silent...But I Didn't Have the Ability
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