Rita Rudner: Quotes about men

Rita Rudner is American comedian. Explore interesting quotes on men.
Rita Rudner: 38   quotes 3   likes

“Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replay in sports. They've already forgotten what's happened.”

Rita Rudner
Women , Men , Sport , Forgetting

“Why are women wearing perfumes that smell like flowers to attract men? Men don't like flowers. I have a great idea for a scent that will attract men — how about "New Car Interior?"”

Rita Rudner

Essay 16: "Flirting with Success", p. 61
Naked Beneath My Clothes (1992)

Women , Men , Cars , Flowers

“Well, the old theory was "marry an older man because they're more mature". But the new theory is "men don't mature — marry a young one".”

Rita Rudner

Best of the Improv, Vol. 3 (2003)

Men