Rita Rudner: Quotes about men

Rita Rudner is American comedian. Explore interesting quotes on men.

Rita Rudner: 38 quotes3 likes

“A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe.”

“Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replay in sports. They've already forgotten what's happened.”

“Why are women wearing perfumes that smell like flowers to attract men? Men don't like flowers. I have a great idea for a scent that will attract men — how about "New Car Interior?"”

Essay 16: "Flirting with Success", p. 61
Naked Beneath My Clothes (1992)

“Well, the old theory was "marry an older man because they're more mature". But the new theory is "men don't mature — marry a young one".”

Best of the Improv, Vol. 3 (2003)