Rita Rudner: Want

Rita Rudner is American comedian. Explore interesting quotes on want.

Rita Rudner: 38 quotes3 likes

“I love being married, I do. It's so great to find that one special person that you want to annoy for the rest of your life.”

Best of the Improv, Vol. 3 (2003)

“Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.”

“I never panic when I get lost. I just change where it is I want to go.”

“[One of my friends] was in labor for 36 hours. (I don't even want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours.)”

On childbirth
Essay 2, p. 7
Naked Beneath My Clothes (1992)

“Nobody is really happy with what's on their head. People with straight hair want curly, people with curly want straight, and bald people want everyone to be blind.”

Essay 7: "Should I Get My Head Analyzed or Just My Hair?", p. 24
Naked Beneath My Clothes (1992)