Rita Rudner: Going

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“I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and say to myself "well, that's not going to happen”

“How come when you mix water and flour together you get glue… and then you add eggs and sugar and you get cake? Where does the glue go?”

“I never panic when I get lost. I just change where it is I want to go.”

“I don't even know how this word came into being: "aerobics". I guess gym instructors got together and said, "If we're going to charge ten dollars an hour, we can't call it 'jumping up and down'."”

Essay 4: "Survival of the Fattest", p. 18
Naked Beneath My Clothes (1992)