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Richard John Colangelo , better known by the stage name of Richard Jeni, was an American stand-up comedian and actor. Wikipedia  

✵ 14. April 1957 – 10. March 2007
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“I don't get that -- people going to war over religion. I don't know, I could see going to war over justice or democracy or even revenge. But if you're going to war over religion, now you're just killing people in an argument over who has the better imaginary friend.”

CC Presents: Richard Jeni, aired 5 May 2002 http://www.comedycentral.com/video-clips/6kmgg7/comedy-central-presents-brought-up-catholic.
Comedy Central Presents (2002)

Richard Jeni Quotes

“This is the guy I'll be thinking about when I put a gun to My head.”

On an elderly man in the front row who had fallen asleep.
A Big, Steaming Pile Of Me

“The title of this movie should be "Here's a Fish. You're Stupid."”

On Jaws 4: The Revenge
Showtime Triple Crowns of Comedy

“An adult male human that attempts to mate frequently but spends most of its time alone.”

Referring to "Platypus Man"
Platypus Man

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