Famous Richard Jeni Quotes
A Big, Steaming Pile Of Me
“There is an obesity epidemic. One out of every three Americans… weighs as much as the other two.”
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Richard Jeni Quotes about people
                                        
                                         CC Presents: Richard Jeni, aired 5 May 2002 http://www.comedycentral.com/video-clips/6kmgg7/comedy-central-presents-brought-up-catholic. 
Comedy Central Presents (2002)
                                    
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Richard Jeni Quotes
“Porno is just like any other drug; after a while you start building up a tolerance to it.”
A Big, Steaming Pile Of Me
“This is the guy I'll be thinking about when I put a gun to My head.”
                                        
                                        On an elderly man in the front row who had fallen asleep. 
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“The title of this movie should be "Here's a Fish. You're Stupid."”
                                        
                                        On Jaws 4: The Revenge 
Showtime Triple Crowns of Comedy
                                    
“An adult male human that attempts to mate frequently but spends most of its time alone.”
                                        
                                        Referring to "Platypus Man" 
Platypus Man
                                    
 
        
     
        
     
        
     
        
     
        
     
        
     
        
     
        
     
        
    