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“You're basically killing each other to see who's got the better imaginary friend.”

“Porno is just like any other drug; after a while you start building up a tolerance to it.”

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“There is an obesity epidemic. One out of every three Americans… weighs as much as the other two.”

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“Imagine my surprise when it turned out the main thing that I was qualified for was to get another degree and teach Political Science to other people, who would, in turn, teach it to other people! This wasn't higher education, this was Amway with a football team!”

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