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“(Sylvia) Rita! Did you hear that! Tax cuts benefit the rich! Oh, the shock! Quick, get my medication! (Rita) Plain, or with peanuts?”

Nicole Hollander

Source: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 88

“(Sign) Mid-year resolutions of the barely under-control. (Woman at desk) I will try to be more understanding of others. I will try to be more patient when dealing with the incompetent people that surround me. I will not slap anyone first thing in the morning. (Sign on desk) The buck stops before it gets here.”

Nicole Hollander

Source: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 78

“(Streetwalker to friend) First he wants me to put on bunny ears and patent leather shoes, then he wants me to eat a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich. I go, "Mister, you are so sick. I don't do nitrites.”

Nicole Hollander

Source: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 207

“(Man in bar) How come only ugly women are for the equal rights amendment? (Sylvia) How come the guys who ask that question always have bad breath?”

Nicole Hollander

Source: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 25

“(Sylvia) Where do you stand?.... Do you think that people who like cake should be allowed to serve in combat positions?”

Nicole Hollander

Source: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 74

“(Television) There's a special feeling about being a woman. You do so much for everyone around you. But some days (Sylvia) You realize you've been had.”

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Source: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 223

“(Woman in bed) I dreamt that my HMO canceled my group insurance and I couldn't get an individual policy because I had a pre-existing condition, but they wouldn't tell me what it was.”

Nicole Hollander

Source: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 115

“(Man on television) Rita, you must believe me, alien beings are among us. (Sylvia) Yeah, in public office.”

Nicole Hollander

Source: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 176

“Man in bed, wearing glasses and suit) I dreamt I was in the shower with a bunch of gay guys and no one looked at me twice. **(p. 21”

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Sylvia cartoon strip

“(Sylvia to blindfolded cat) Just put your paw on the map, and that's where we'll go for our vacation. It's a big country, and yet you picked Cleveland.”

Nicole Hollander

Source: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 36

“(Sylvia) What do you hope never to hear your pilot say? 1) ”I had the worst fight of my life with my wife this morning.” 2) “Let’s see how fast this baby will go.” 3) “Whoops.””

Nicole Hollander

Source: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 120

“(Man on television) The investment firm of Smith Barney: they make money the old-fashioned way--they earn it. (Sylvia) Right. The rest of us pick it off trees in the backyard.”

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Source: Sylvia cartoon strip, p.154

“(Man in bar) I like an older woman. (Sylvia) I'll pass that along.”

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Source: Sylvia cartoon strip, p.145

“(Sylvia at typewriter) I feel much lighter now that I've given up my civil liberties. I recommend it to everyone!”

Nicole Hollander

Source: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 94

“(Sylvia at typewriter) On Getting Old in America. By Sylvia. Page One. 1. Best to do it somewhere else.”

Nicole Hollander

Source: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 32

“(Sylvia) The experienced traveler always flies first class so that when the engine falls off the plane, she’s drinking champagne.”

Nicole Hollander

Source: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 50

“(Sylvia at typewriter) In the heat of the moment, I said a lot of unforgiveable things. Please call me. I've thought of a few more.”

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Source: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 148

“(Woman on telephone) Yes of course if you were imprisoned in a foreign land by a right-wing junta and our government was unresponsive to your plight, I would organize demonstrations and move heaven and earth for your release, but I'm not going to pick you up at the airport.”

Nicole Hollander

Source: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 110

“(Sylvia) [This] sends the wrong message to the international community. It says we support the U. N. only when it serves our interests exclusively. [pause] Wait a minute! That is our message.”

Nicole Hollander

Source: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 109

“(Sylvia to character in book she is reading, Death by) Get out of that tub! Get in your car and get out of there! (Character) Suddenly I felt compelled to get out of that tub and out of that motel. I dressed and hopped in my car. Later I stopped for gas, and met a great guy. We got married and raise cocker spaniels.”

Nicole Hollander

Source: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 119