Nicole Hollander: Typewriter

Nicole Hollander is Cartoonist. Explore interesting quotes on typewriter.
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“(Sylvia at typewriter) "Superwoman." The definition is 1. A woman who has supernatural powers and uses them to fight evil. 2. A woman who has supernatural powers and uses them to combine a family and a career.”

Nicole Hollander

Source: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 184

“(Sylvia at typewriter) What is Newt Gingrich's Real Name? 1) Newton Minnow 2) Fig Newton 3) Isaac Newton 4) Wayne Newton”

Nicole Hollander

Source: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 75

“(Cartoon title) Don't throw that old diaphragm away! (Sylvia at typewriter) Because it can be used as: 1. Doorknob cover (no need to worry about fingerprints ever again) 2. Bathtub stopper 3) Rainhat for cat 4. Small frisbee.”

Nicole Hollander

Source: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 121

“(Sylvia at typewriter) The best place to discuss your sexual dissatisfaction with your partner is 1) in the bedroom 2) in a car, traveling at high speed 3) in a crowded elevator.”

Nicole Hollander

Source: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 86

“(Sylvia at typewriter) Common misunderstandings of young married couples. (Young husband to tearful wife) Jeannie, when I said that your dinner tasted like airplane food, that was meant as a compliment.”

Nicole Hollander

Source: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 55

“(Sylvia at typewriter) For feminine protection, every day use a hand grenade.”

Nicole Hollander

Source: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 112

“(Sylvia at typewriter) I feel much lighter now that I've given up my civil liberties. I recommend it to everyone!”

Nicole Hollander

Source: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 94

“(Sylvia at typewriter) On Getting Old in America. By Sylvia. Page One. 1. Best to do it somewhere else.”

Nicole Hollander

Source: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 32

“(Sylvia at typewriter) In the heat of the moment, I said a lot of unforgiveable things. Please call me. I've thought of a few more.”

Nicole Hollander

Source: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 148

“(Sylvia at typewriter) A lady never offers a new lover a complimentary tooth brush, razor and sewing kit the next morning.”

Nicole Hollander

Source: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 123

“(Woman at typewriter) Dear Syl,... Is nothing forever? (Sylvia) Red wine on a white couch.”

Nicole Hollander

Source: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 111