Nicole Hollander: Man

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“(Man in bar) Can you imagine a world without men? (Sylvia) No crime, and lots of happy, fat women.”

Nicole Hollander

Source: Sylvia cartoon strip, pp. 212-213

“(Voice on television) Midol relives the special pain that women get (Sylvia) when they realize they picked the wrong man, again.”

Nicole Hollander

Source: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 48

“(Woman on television) Frank, Frank, make me feel like a woman. (Man on television) Could you pick up my laundry?”

Nicole Hollander

Source: Sylvia cartoon strip, p.173

“(Man on television) Man is the hunter. Woman is the civilizing influence, and when women abandon that role, men become (Sylvia) Cranky, and start wars.”

Nicole Hollander

Source: Sylvia cartoon strip, p.169

“(Man at bar) You know the kind of woman I could really go for?... Someone intelligent, witty, passionate about her work, totally involved in life, and willing to give it all up for me.”

Nicole Hollander

Source: Sylvia cartoon strip, pp. 216-217

“(Man at dinner table) Bet you don't know what a male swan is called. (Woman at dinner table) Sure I do. A swine.”

Nicole Hollander

Source: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 71

“(Man in suit to Indian woman) Oh guru, ancient mother of the world, we men have been crippled. We have never learned how to feel; we don't even know how to cry. Oh my wise guru, can you teach me to cry? (Guru) Sure. No problem. Tomorrow I'll start you at a dead-end job, pay you at women's wages and then I'll throw in sole support of a pre-school child.”

Nicole Hollander

Source: Sylvia cartoon strip, pp. 198-199

“(Man in bar) I have the right to bear arms. It's in the Constitution. (Sylvia) I'm in complete agreement. I'd like to see a lot more women carry guns. [Pause] Cat got your tongue?”

Nicole Hollander

Source: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 9

“(Man in bar) The kind of woman I want just isn't around anymore. (Sylvia) Perhaps if you wait for a full moon.”

Nicole Hollander

Source: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 24

“(Woman to psychic) Which do you think is the more impossible dream: the perfect man or the perfect handbag?”

Nicole Hollander

Source: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 52

“(Man in bar) How come only ugly women are for the equal rights amendment? (Sylvia) How come the guys who ask that question always have bad breath?”

Nicole Hollander

Source: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 25

“(Man on television) Rita, you must believe me, alien beings are among us. (Sylvia) Yeah, in public office.”

Nicole Hollander

Source: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 176

“Man in bed, wearing glasses and suit) I dreamt I was in the shower with a bunch of gay guys and no one looked at me twice. **(p. 21”

Nicole Hollander

Sylvia cartoon strip

“(Man on television) The investment firm of Smith Barney: they make money the old-fashioned way--they earn it. (Sylvia) Right. The rest of us pick it off trees in the backyard.”

Nicole Hollander

Source: Sylvia cartoon strip, p.154

“(Man in bar) I like an older woman. (Sylvia) I'll pass that along.”

Nicole Hollander

Source: Sylvia cartoon strip, p.145