“(Woman in bed) I dreamt that my HMO canceled my group insurance and I couldn't get an individual policy because I had a pre-existing condition, but they wouldn't tell me what it was.”

—  Nicole Hollander

Source: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 115

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