Nicole Hollander: Woman

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“(Woman on television) Frank, Frank, make me feel like a woman. (Man on television) Could you pick up my laundry?”

Source: Sylvia cartoon strip, p.173

“(Sylvia at typewriter) "Superwoman." The definition is 1. A woman who has supernatural powers and uses them to fight evil. 2. A woman who has supernatural powers and uses them to combine a family and a career.”

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Source: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 184

“(Television) Being a woman is as much a state of mind as a state of being. (Sylvia) Right. You stop paying attention, you might turn into a tuna.”

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Source: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 167

“(Bartender Harry) What's your ethnic background? (Sylvia) Woman.”

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“(Woman) I'm curious about my demise. (Devil)…at a party…When you hear about the latest presidential betrayal on an issue you hold dear, you pitch over the terrace railing and fall 43 stories.”

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Source: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 55

“(Man on television) Man is the hunter. Woman is the civilizing influence, and when women abandon that role, men become (Sylvia) Cranky, and start wars.”

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Source: Sylvia cartoon strip, p.169

“(Woman sitting by swimming pool) To me the most important quality in a kitchen is that it be in someone else's house, or in a restaurant.”

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Source: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 124

“(Woman in office) Help, I am a rich woman being kept prisoner in a working woman's body.”

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Source: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 196

“(Man at bar) You know the kind of woman I could really go for?... Someone intelligent, witty, passionate about her work, totally involved in life, and willing to give it all up for me.”

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Source: Sylvia cartoon strip, pp. 216-217

“(Man at dinner table) Bet you don't know what a male swan is called. (Woman at dinner table) Sure I do. A swine.”

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Source: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 71

“(Man in suit to Indian woman) Oh guru, ancient mother of the world, we men have been crippled. We have never learned how to feel; we don't even know how to cry. Oh my wise guru, can you teach me to cry? (Guru) Sure. No problem. Tomorrow I'll start you at a dead-end job, pay you at women's wages and then I'll throw in sole support of a pre-school child.”

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Source: Sylvia cartoon strip, pp. 198-199

“(First woman)…Men lose their sense of humor as they get older…their brains shrink…So men will be getting grumpier, just as we're getting…(Second woman) Shorter.”

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Source: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 64

“(Woman organizing picnic) Most normal people would agree that pizza is nature's perfect food, right?”

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Source: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 50

“(Woman psychic) In June of 1987, men will begin talking about their feelings; women all over America will be sorry within minutes.”

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Source: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 23

“(Woman psychic to woman client) So how come the tall, dark, handsome stranger I see in your future is a woman?”

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Source: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 57

“(The Woman Who Does Everything Better Than You) …it's a worse shock to lose one of your five homes than it is to lose your only home. I'm sure psychologists will back me up on this.”

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Source: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 87

“(Man in bar) The kind of woman I want just isn't around anymore. (Sylvia) Perhaps if you wait for a full moon.”

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Source: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 24

“(Woman to psychic) Which do you think is the more impossible dream: the perfect man or the perfect handbag?”

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Source: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 52

“Woman to Devil) I want to refinance my soul. (Devil) You’re going to take a bath on points. (p.78”

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“(Sign) Mid-year resolutions of the barely under-control. (Woman at desk) I will try to be more understanding of others. I will try to be more patient when dealing with the incompetent people that surround me. I will not slap anyone first thing in the morning. (Sign on desk) The buck stops before it gets here.”

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Source: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 78