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“(Cartoon title) A cat being cured of hairballs through a television ministry. (Voice on television) Place your right paw on the screen.”

Nicole Hollander

Source: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 120

“(Man in bar) Can you imagine a world without men? (Sylvia) No crime, and lots of happy, fat women.”

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Source: Sylvia cartoon strip, pp. 212-213

“(Bartender Harry) How can you tell the male bird from the female bird? (Sylvia) He's the one with the furrowed brow; she's the happy-go-lucky one…. He's the one reading the sports page; she's the one with 12 pairs of tiny shoes. (Harry) I don't have time for this.”

Nicole Hollander

Source: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 9

“(Young girl rejecting Devil's attempt to purchase her soul) Bag your face.... You set off the smoke detector, ham breath.”

Nicole Hollander

Source: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 142

“Television news announcer) The Senate passed a bill today that would outlaw abortion unless the doctor's life is in danger. **(p. 30”

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Sylvia cartoon strip

“(Voice on television) Midol relives the special pain that women get (Sylvia) when they realize they picked the wrong man, again.”

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Source: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 48

“(Cat in bed) The Shedd Aquarium in Chicago recently identified a new species of fish…virtually extinct in the wild, and they haven't even named it yet. I dreamt I ate it.”

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Source: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 124

“(Television) Alabama's ban against vibrators stands…State says there's no constitutional right to an orgasm. (Sylvia) Rita, get my copy of the Bill of Rights. (Rita) I think that's in the Declaration of Independence.”

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Source: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 20

“(Woman on television) Frank, Frank, make me feel like a woman. (Man on television) Could you pick up my laundry?”

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Source: Sylvia cartoon strip, p.173

“(Television) With men or boys at home, your bathroom needs cleaning every day. (Sylvia) Not if you bolt the door.”

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Source: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 75

“(Sylvia) I'm staying in this tub until the Soviets pull out of Afghanistan.”

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Source: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 38

“(Sylvia at typewriter) "Superwoman." The definition is 1. A woman who has supernatural powers and uses them to fight evil. 2. A woman who has supernatural powers and uses them to combine a family and a career.”

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Source: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 184

“(Television) Being a woman is as much a state of mind as a state of being. (Sylvia) Right. You stop paying attention, you might turn into a tuna.”

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Source: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 167

“(Bartender Harry) What's your ethnic background? (Sylvia) Woman.”

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Sylvia cartoon strip

“(Woman) I'm curious about my demise. (Devil)…at a party…When you hear about the latest presidential betrayal on an issue you hold dear, you pitch over the terrace railing and fall 43 stories.”

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Source: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 55

“(Sylvia) Being a monopoly means never having to say you're sorry.”

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Source: Sylvia cartoon strip, p.170

“(Television) The insurance industry is perfectly willing to stop discriminating against women, if some other group would volunteer to take their place.”

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(p. 31)
Sylvia cartoon strip

“(Television) If women want time off to bear children, they can't expect to be treated as equals. (Sylvia) Okay, give men time off to bear children.”

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Variant: (Television) If women want time off to bear children, they can't expect to be treated as equals. (Sylvia) Okay, give men time off to bear children.
Source: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 26

“(Sylvia at typewriter) What is Newt Gingrich's Real Name? 1) Newton Minnow 2) Fig Newton 3) Isaac Newton 4) Wayne Newton”

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Source: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 75

“(First Bad Girl) The Southern Baptist convention decided that women should submit graciously to their husbands. (Second Bad Girl) Graciously? Seems like submitting would be enough. (First Bad Girl) Who wants submission with attitude? (Second Bad Girl) Even the IRS doesn't ask for "gracious."”

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Source: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 68