Nicole Hollander: Going

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“(Bartender Harry) How can you tell the male bird from the female bird? (Sylvia) He's the one with the furrowed brow; she's the happy-go-lucky one…. He's the one reading the sports page; she's the one with 12 pairs of tiny shoes. (Harry) I don't have time for this.”

Nicole Hollander

Source: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 9

“(Cat) So she says I can’t have catnip any more because it’s like a drug. So, like, what’s she worried about: I’m not going to do well in school or what?”

Nicole Hollander

Source: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 97

“(Sylvia driving to nervous passenger Venusian Gernif) Don't be silly. You're not going to be the first interplanetary traveler to die in a Chevy.”

Nicole Hollander

Source: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 134

“(Man at bar) You know the kind of woman I could really go for?... Someone intelligent, witty, passionate about her work, totally involved in life, and willing to give it all up for me.”

Nicole Hollander

Source: Sylvia cartoon strip, pp. 216-217

“(Devil describes Hell) It's like you go to a Van Halen concert and you're the oldest one there, and there's a mix-up in the tickets, and you have to stand for the whole thing and it's hot and the kid next to you loses his lunch on your shoe.... I know.”

Nicole Hollander

You thought it was going to be witty and Noel Cowardish.
Source: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 133

“Woman to Devil) I want to refinance my soul. (Devil) You’re going to take a bath on points. (p.78”

Nicole Hollander

Sylvia cartoon strip

“(Pilot’s voice on airplane public address system) Geez, I’m sorry about that landing.... Why don’t I just go up and try again?”

Nicole Hollander

Source: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 52

“(Streetwalker to friend) First he wants me to put on bunny ears and patent leather shoes, then he wants me to eat a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich. I go, "Mister, you are so sick. I don't do nitrites.”

Nicole Hollander

Source: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 207

“(Sylvia to blindfolded cat) Just put your paw on the map, and that's where we'll go for our vacation. It's a big country, and yet you picked Cleveland.”

Nicole Hollander

Source: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 36

“(Sylvia) What do you hope never to hear your pilot say? 1) ”I had the worst fight of my life with my wife this morning.” 2) “Let’s see how fast this baby will go.” 3) “Whoops.””

Nicole Hollander

Source: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 120

“(Woman on telephone) Yes of course if you were imprisoned in a foreign land by a right-wing junta and our government was unresponsive to your plight, I would organize demonstrations and move heaven and earth for your release, but I'm not going to pick you up at the airport.”

Nicole Hollander

Source: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 110