Louise Rennison Quotes

Louise Rennison was an English author and comedian who wrote the Confessions of Georgia Nicolson series for teenage girls. The series records the exploits of a teenage girl, Georgia Nicolson, and her best friends, the Ace Gang. Her first and second novels, Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging and It's OK, I'm Wearing Really Big Knickers were portrayed in a film adaptation called Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging. She also wrote a series of books about Georgia's younger cousin, The Misadventures of Tallulah Casey.

Her one-woman live show Stevie Wonder Felt My Face won acclaim in the 1980s; her other shows were Bob Marley's Gardener Sold My Friend and Never Eat Anything Bigger Than Your Head. Wikipedia  

✵ 19. November 1951 – 29. February 2016

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“Oh, Blimey O'Riley's pantyhose…. What is the point of Shakespeare? I know he is a genius and so on, but he does rave on. 'What light doth through yonder window break?' It's the bloody moon, for God sake, Will, get a grip!”

Variant: Oh Blimey O‘Reilly's pantyhose... what is the point of Shakespeare? I know he is a genius and so on, but he does rave on. It's the bloody moon, for God's sake, Will, get a grip!!
Source: Dancing in My Nuddy-Pants

“Its okay I'm wearing really big knickers.”

Source: On the Bright Side, I'm Now the Girlfriend of a Sex God

“As I have often said, she has two styles of acting: with or without the beard.”

Source: Are These My Basoomas I See Before Me?

“Everyone is so bloody keen on me thinking all of a sudden. It's not what I do.”

Source: Are These My Basoomas I See Before Me?

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“He who laughs last laughs the laughiest.”

Source: Dancing in My Nuddy-Pants

Louise Rennison Quotes

“I am exhausted by trying to get along with the Lord.”

Source: Away Laughing on a Fast Camel

“He said, 'Hi, gorgeous,' which I think is nice. I admire honesty.”

Source: On the Bright Side, I'm Now the Girlfriend of a Sex God

“Honestly, what planet do these people live on? And why isn't it farther away?”

Source: On the Bright Side, I'm Now the Girlfriend of a Sex God

“If you fall down those stairs and break both of your legs, don't come running to me!”

Source: Are These My Basoomas I See Before Me?

“I wanted to kill her and make her eat her fringe. And her knickers.”

Source: Away Laughing on a Fast Camel

“Rosie get off your desk, and please put your beard away.”

Source: Stop in the Name of Pants!

“Here is another marvy glimpse into the gothic basement that I call my mind.”

Source: Away Laughing on a Fast Camel

“What in the name of Hitler's panties and matching bra set was she talking about?”

Source: Away Laughing on a Fast Camel

“You make me laugh like a loon on loon tablets!”

Source: Then He Ate My Boy Entrancers

“Shut up Jas, you are not Baby Jesus”

Source: Startled by His Furry Shorts

“Watching TV Mum said, 'Do you miss your dad?' and I said, 'Who?”

Source: Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging

“P. P. S. I am giving you telepathic hugs.
P. P. P. S. But not in a telepathically lezzie way.”

Source: Are These My Basoomas I See Before Me?

“And that's when it fell off in my hand”

Source: Away Laughing on a Fast Camel

“Your soul shines through even if you haven't got mascara on”

Source: Are These My Basoomas I See Before Me?

“A nod is as good as a wink to a blind badger.”

Source: Away Laughing on a Fast Camel

“I am a pop widow.”

Knocked Out by My Nunga-Nungas

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