Variant: Oh Blimey O‘Reilly's pantyhose... what is the point of Shakespeare? I know he is a genius and so on, but he does rave on. It's the bloody moon, for God's sake, Will, get a grip!!
Source: Dancing in My Nuddy-Pants
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Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging
Louise RennisonKnocked Out by My Nunga-Nungas
Louise Rennison
Withering Tights
Louise RennisonFamous Louise Rennison Quotes
“Its okay I'm wearing really big knickers.”
Source: On the Bright Side, I'm Now the Girlfriend of a Sex God
“As I have often said, she has two styles of acting: with or without the beard.”
Source: Are These My Basoomas I See Before Me?
Source: Then He Ate My Boy Entrancers
“Everyone is so bloody keen on me thinking all of a sudden. It's not what I do.”
Source: Are These My Basoomas I See Before Me?
Louise Rennison: Trending quotes
“Everyone is so obsessed with themselves nowadays that they have no time for me.”
Source: Dancing in My Nuddy-Pants
Louise Rennison Quotes
“He said, 'Hi, gorgeous,' which I think is nice. I admire honesty.”
Source: On the Bright Side, I'm Now the Girlfriend of a Sex God
“Honestly, what planet do these people live on? And why isn't it farther away?”
Source: On the Bright Side, I'm Now the Girlfriend of a Sex God
“If you fall down those stairs and break both of your legs, don't come running to me!”
Source: Are These My Basoomas I See Before Me?
“I wanted to kill her and make her eat her fringe. And her knickers.”
Source: Away Laughing on a Fast Camel
“Here is another marvy glimpse into the gothic basement that I call my mind.”
Source: Away Laughing on a Fast Camel
“Look, I can't go out with you, because… because… because I'm a lesbian.”
Source: Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging
Source: Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging
Source: Knocked Out by My Nunga-Nungas
“What in the name of Hitler's panties and matching bra set was she talking about?”
Source: Away Laughing on a Fast Camel
Source: On the Bright Side, I'm Now the Girlfriend of a Sex God
“He had everything a dream boy should have. Back, front, sides, Everything. A head.”
Source: Withering Tights
“Jassie, guess what I'm dancing in!'
'I don't know, a bowl?'
'Non… I am dancing in my Nuddy-pants!”
Source: Dancing in My Nuddy-Pants
“Watching TV Mum said, 'Do you miss your dad?' and I said, 'Who?”
Source: Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging
“P. P. S. I am giving you telepathic hugs.
P. P. P. S. But not in a telepathically lezzie way.”
Source: Are These My Basoomas I See Before Me?
Source: On the Bright Side, I'm Now the Girlfriend of a Sex God
“Your soul shines through even if you haven't got mascara on”
Source: Are These My Basoomas I See Before Me?
Source: Are These My Basoomas I See Before Me?
“He has a song in his heart for me. I hope it is not "Shut Uppa You Face, Whatsa Matta You.”
Source: Stop in the Name of Pants!
Source: Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging
Source: Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging
Source: Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging
Source: On the Bright Side, I'm Now the Girlfriend of a Sex God
Source: Are These My Basoomas I See Before Me?
Knocked Out by My Nunga-Nungas