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“Everyone is so obsessed with themselves nowadays that they have no time for me.”

Louise Rennison

Source: Dancing in My Nuddy-Pants

“He who laughs last laughs the laughiest.”

Louise Rennison

Source: Dancing in My Nuddy-Pants

“He says we should take it easy and that maybe he overreacted a bit."

Dave said, "A bit? That's like Hitler saying, 'Oooh, I just meant to go for a little walk, but then I accidentally invaded Poland.”

Louise Rennison

Source: Are These My Basoomas I See Before Me?

“I am exhausted by trying to get along with the Lord.”

Louise Rennison

Source: Away Laughing on a Fast Camel

“He said, 'Hi, gorgeous,' which I think is nice. I admire honesty.”

Louise Rennison

Source: On the Bright Side, I'm Now the Girlfriend of a Sex God

“Honestly, what planet do these people live on? And why isn't it farther away?”

Louise Rennison

Source: On the Bright Side, I'm Now the Girlfriend of a Sex God

“If you fall down those stairs and break both of your legs, don't come running to me!”

Louise Rennison

Source: Are These My Basoomas I See Before Me?

“I wanted to kill her and make her eat her fringe. And her knickers.”

Louise Rennison

Source: Away Laughing on a Fast Camel

“Rosie get off your desk, and please put your beard away.”

Louise Rennison

Source: Stop in the Name of Pants!

“You are not ashamed of our luuurve, are you, Jas?'
'Look, shut up, people might hear.'
'What do you mean, the people who live in the telephone?”

Louise Rennison

Source: Stop in the Name of Pants!

“Here is another marvy glimpse into the gothic basement that I call my mind.”

Louise Rennison

Source: Away Laughing on a Fast Camel

“Look, I can't go out with you, because… because… because I'm a lesbian.”

Louise Rennison book Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging

Source: Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging

“Oh no. I've just accidently paid a visit to the cakeshop of love. I haven't put back my Italian cakey, but I have accidentally picked up a Dave the Tart.”

Louise Rennison

Source: Dancing in My Nuddy-Pants

“I am soooo excited, I am over-excited. I'm hysterical, I may have to slap my own face in a minute at this rate.”

Louise Rennison book Withering Tights

Source: Withering Tights

“When uncle Eddie does his impression of 'Like a Virgin' it's like Madonna is coming out of his body!'
Christ what an image.”

Louise Rennison book Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging

Source: Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging

“When Mutti and Vati came in I didn't speak to them. I just unfurled the CAT MOLESTERS banner I had made.”

Louise Rennison book Knocked Out by My Nunga-Nungas

Source: Knocked Out by My Nunga-Nungas

“What shall I say? I must tread a fine line between glaciosity and friendlinosity. With just a hint of 'you don't know what you are missing, my fine-feathered friend.”

Louise Rennison

Source: Startled by His Furry Shorts

“Dad has brought me a cup of tea in bed this morning! I said, 'Vati, why are you waking me up in the middle of the night? Are you on fire?”

Louise Rennison

Source: Dancing in My Nuddy-Pants

“What in the name of Hitler's panties and matching bra set was she talking about?”

Louise Rennison

Source: Away Laughing on a Fast Camel

“You make me laugh like a loon on loon tablets!”

Louise Rennison

Source: Then He Ate My Boy Entrancers