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“Now the great thing about the current Britney (Spears) tour, is that it has a lot of fantastic dancing… and she doesn't get bogged down in any…. ahm…singing!”

Balls of Steel (2009)

“I knew the minute I heard the "gay inhale". He literally goes "Diva, what are you doing here?". It was heaven! I found my gay, even in Kandahar, Afghanistan! He plonks down next to me, puts the tray down, puts his gun down… he's like "Errghh, girl, I'm on graveyard tonight… I am a wreck… I'm exhausted… my roommates are all snoring, yee-ukk, they're pigs! Anyway, what's going on with Ben and J-Lo?"”

Allegedly (2004)

“The 2007 Emmy Awards were a little too Cirque de Seacrest. I shouldn't say that about Ryan, she's a very good hostess.”

Straight To Hell (2007)

“(About Oprah Winfrey) She's very thin now, she's very cranky….. and very hungry!”

Is... Not Nicole Kidman (2005)

“You'll have to excuse my friend, Ryan. That's the first time he's ever touched a woman.”

Is... Not Nicole Kidman (2005)

“(About Joe Jackson) First of all, he's sitting there with the pimp hat, and the tattooed drag queen eyebrows. Like maybe this whole time, he just has a separate drag character that he does at night………named La Toya!”

Balls of Steel (2009)

“Let's just say I'm gonna be so politically incorrect, you might even get sued for being in the audience.”

Allegedly (2004)

“I was in the Oak Park theatre group. But we never had $90 000 to take an ad out! We were lucky if we had money for the glitter for the fucking poster!”

Straight To Hell (2007)

“Because he loves pussy. Except it smells like fish!”

Is... Not Nicole Kidman (2005)