Jerry Seinfeld: Funny quotes

Jerry Seinfeld is American comedian and actor. Explore interesting quotes on funny.
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“It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.”

Jerry Seinfeld
World , Funny

“Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God's final word on where your lips end.”

Jerry Seinfeld

"Confessions of an unromantic man," Redbook magazine, Vol. 176, Iss. 4, (Feb 1991): 62.

Funny , God , Color