Jerry Seinfeld: Quotes about people

Jerry Seinfeld is American comedian and actor. Explore interesting quotes on people.

Jerry Seinfeld: 104 quotes8 likes

“A bookstore is one of the only pieces of physical evidence we have that people are still thinking.”

Variant: A bookstore is one of the many pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.

“Elaine: Ugh, I hate people.
Jerry: Yeah, they're the worst.”

“Why do people give each other flowers? To celebrate various important occasions, they’re killing living creatures? Why restrict it to plants? 'Sweetheart, let’s make up. Have this deceased squirrel.”

“What is this obsession people have with books? They put them in their houses like they're trophies. What do you need it for after you read it?”

“When you interrupt, you've stopped listening. People need to be heard.”

“The luge is the only Olympic event where you could have people competing in it against their will, and it would look exactly the same. Take people off the street, "Hey, hey, hey, what is this?! I don't wanna be in the luge!" Once you put that helmet on them, "You're in the luge, buddy!" "aaaAAAaaaAAAaaaAAA… aaaAAAAA…" World record. Didn't even wanna do it. I'd like to see that next Olympics, the Involuntary Luge.”

I'm Telling You for the Last Time (1998)

“To me, America used to be a place that made steel, and cars, and had giant department stores. Now, basically, we produce amateur talent and people [who] judge amateur talent.”

Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee (2012 — Present), Season 3 (2014)

“The comedian studies himself; the actor studies other people. The comedian wants to be himself; the actor wants to be anyone but themselves.”

Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee (2012 — Present), Season 3 (2014)

“I don't know why people always assume that the guest is more interesting than the host.”

Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee (2012 — Present), Season 3 (2014)