Jerry Seinfeld: Funny quotes

Jerry Seinfeld is American comedian and actor. Explore interesting quotes on funny.

Jerry Seinfeld: 104 quotes8 likes

“If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?”

“There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.”

“It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.”

“A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.”

“Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God's final word on where your lips end.”

"Confessions of an unromantic man," Redbook magazine, Vol. 176, Iss. 4, (Feb 1991): 62.