Jay London Quotes

Jay London is an American stand-up comic, whose one-liner jokes made him a favorite on NBC's Last Comic Standing. Although he did not win either of the two seasons in which he appeared , his humble personality and clean comedy made him a favorite among the show's fans.

London was born in The Bronx, but grew up in Flushing, Queens, before moving to Los Angeles in his adult years. He was a boxer and a taxicab driver, among other occupations, before becoming a stand-up comic in the 1980s. Wikipedia  

✵ 12. September 1966
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Famous Jay London Quotes

“It'll be over soon, miss.”

Jay London

Self-degradation

“People read me but they don't subscribe.”

Jay London

One-liners

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“I saw a stationery store move.”

Jay London

One-liners

“Well, I'd like to leave you with a joke.”

Jay London

Set-enders

Jay London Quotes

“Did you know it was a year ago today?”

Jay London

Set-enders

“Does anybody know what I'm doing up here?”

Jay London

Self-degradation

“I was lonely driving here tonight so I hugged the road.”

Jay London

One-liners

“I'm addicted to prescription glasses.”

Jay London

One-liners

“My girlfriend has crabs, I bought her fishnet stockings.”

Jay London

One-liners

“A window of opportunity for me usually involves a rock.”

Jay London

One-liners

“I go around slashing tire prices.”

Jay London

One-liners

“Did you know that today will never be tomorrow.”

Jay London

One-liners

“I was born nine months premature.”

Jay London

One-liners

“I model irregular clothing.”

Jay London

One-liners

“You know what burns me? Matches.”

Jay London

One-liners

“Take my life, please.”

Jay London

Self-degradation

“Am I bothering you, miss?”

Jay London

Self-degradation

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