“I slept with this girl, and in the morning I asked her if she wanted breakfast in bed. She said one pig in the blanket was enough.”Jay London One-liners
“I wanted to join the Army. The sign said "Be all that you can be." They told me it wasn't enough.”Jay London One-liners
“I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out.”Jay London One-liners