Janet Evanovich: Goodness

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“There is no such thing as a good call at 7 AM. It's been my experience that all calls between the hours of 11 PM and 9 AM are disaster calls.”

Janet Evanovich

“Truth is, I'm a good Catholic girl. The faith has always been elusive, but the guilt is intractable.”

Janet Evanovich book Plum Spooky

Source: Plum Spooky

“The way I see it, life is a jelly doughnut. You don't really know what it's about until you bite into it. And then, just when you decided it's good, you drop a big glob of jelly on your best T-shirt.”

Janet Evanovich Hard Eight

Source: Hard Eight

“This is war,' I yelled through the door.
Lucky for me,' Morelli said. 'I give good war.”

Janet Evanovich Two for the Dough

Source: Two for the Dough

“It's a penis,' Grandma said. 'Stephanie got it in the mail. It's a pretty good one too.”

Janet Evanovich Two for the Dough

Source: Two for the Dough

“There's me and then there's you, and you aren't ever going to be as good as me, Sweet Thing."
Ranger”

Janet Evanovich book One for the Money

Source: One for the Money

“He's a good man," Ranger said.
"And you?"
"I'm better.”

Janet Evanovich book Lean Mean Thirteen

Source: Lean Mean Thirteen

“Arson is a respected profession among certain subcultures in Jersey, and the good ones don't get caught. The good ones channel lightning and mysterious acts of spontaneous combustion.”

Janet Evanovich Twelve Sharp

Source: Twelve Sharp

“Lula's borderline too much of a good thing in lots of ways. It isn't exactly that Lula is fat; it's more that she's too short for her weight and her clothes are too small for the volume of flesh she carries.”

Janet Evanovich Plum Lucky

Source: Plum Lucky

“I want to see your tailpipe fading off into the sunset."
Good luck, I thought. My tailpipe was somewhere on Route 1, along with my muffler.”

Janet Evanovich book One for the Money

Source: One for the Money

“When something needs to be ironed I put it in the ironing basket. If a year goes by and the item is still in the basket I throw the item away. This is a good system since eventually I end up only with clothes that don’t need ironing.”

Janet Evanovich Three to Get Deadly

Source: Three to Get Deadly