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“Is that a bulletproof vest? See, now that's so insulting. That's like saying I'm not smart enough to shoot you in the head."
Eddie DeChooch”

Janet Evanovich book Seven Up

Source: Seven Up

“Romance novels are birthday cake and life is often peanut butter and jelly. I think everyone should have lots of delicious romance novels lying around for those times when the peanut butter of life gets stuck to the roof of your mouth.”

Janet Evanovich

“I make lots of mistakes. I try hard not to make the same mistake more than three or four times.”

Janet Evanovich Three to Get Deadly

Source: Three to Get Deadly

“Nice dress. Take it off.”

Janet Evanovich

“Only men you can count on these days are Ben and Jerry.”

Janet Evanovich

“I hate mornings. They start so early.”

Janet Evanovich book Plum Spooky

Source: Plum Spooky

“I like the way you've let your hair go curly," he finally said. "Suits your personality. Lots of energy, not much control, sexy as hell,"
Joe Morelli to Stephanie Plum”

Janet Evanovich book One for the Money

Source: One for the Money

“I'm telling you, it's fu**ing hard to be classy”

Janet Evanovich book One for the Money

Variant: It's fucking hard to be classy
Source: One for the Money

“Calories don’t count if they’re connected to a celebration. Everyone knows this.”

Janet Evanovich Hard Eight

Source: Hard Eight

“I attributed the incidence to temporary insanity, and in my own defense, I'd like to say I haven't run over anyone since.”

Janet Evanovich book One for the Money

Source: One for the Money

“Here's a basic difference between Morelli and me. My first thought was always of cake. His first thought was always of sex. Don't get me wrong. I like sex… a lot. But it's never going to replace cake.”

Janet Evanovich book Eleven on Top

Source: Eleven on Top

“I wasn't dating anyone. I was fornicating with Batman.”

Janet Evanovich Hard Eight

Source: Hard Eight

“How many times have I told you not to hit people in the face. You kick them in the body where it doesn't show.”

Janet Evanovich High Five

Source: High Five

“Thinking very often resembles napping, but the intent is different. --Stephanie Plum”

Janet Evanovich book Seven Up

Source: Seven Up

“Some men go a lifetime and never have their kid blow up a car, but I have a daughter who's knocked off three cars and burned down a funeral home. Maybe that's some kind of record.”

Janet Evanovich Four to Score

Source: Four to Score

“I ran three miles, staggered into the lobby, and took the elevator back to my apartment. No point to overdoing this exercise junk. --Stephanie Plum”

Janet Evanovich Two for the Dough

Source: Two for the Dough