“Arson is a respected profession among certain subcultures in Jersey, and the good ones don't get caught. The good ones channel lightning and mysterious acts of spontaneous combustion.”

“If you've a story, make sure it's a whole one, with details close to hand. It's the difference between a good lie and getting caught.”

Tamora Pierce (1954) American writer of fantasy novels for children

“The ultimate notion of right is that which tends to the universal good; and when one's acting in a certain manner has this tendency, he has a right thus to act.”

Francis Hutcheson (philosopher) (1694–1746) Irish philosopher

“It is a great good fortune, as Stendhal said, for one “to have his passion as a profession.””

Maurice Merleau-Ponty (1908–1961) French phenomenological philosopher

“There is only one good. And that is to act according to the dictates of one's conscience.”

Simone de Beauvoir (1908–1986) French writer, intellectual, existentialist philosopher, political activist, feminist, and social theorist

“That's good; don't deny it. Denying the undeniable just makes you sound like a fool as well as a liar. In this profession, you can be one- sometimes the other. But never both.”

Ally Carter book Only the Good Spy Young

“To be good, according to the vulgar standard of goodness, is obviously quite easy. It merely requires a certain amount of sordid terror, a certain lack of imaginative thought, and a certain low passion for middle-class respectability.”

Oscar Wilde (1854–1900) Irish writer and poet

“Sorry, Ms. Terwilliger. I'm flattered that you think I'm such an upstanding person, but I'm already caught up in one epic battle of good versus evil. I don't need another.”

Richelle Mead book The Golden Lily

“But people love a hypocrite, you know——they recognize one of their own, and it always feels so good when someone gets caught with his pants down and his dick up and it isn't you.”

Stephen King book The Green Mile

“If the thunder don't get ya then the lightning will.”

Jerry Garcia (1942–1995) American musician and member of the Grateful Dead