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James Morrow is an American novelist and short-story writer known for filtering large philosophical and theological questions through his satiric sensibility.

Most of Morrow’s oeuvre has been published as science fiction and fantasy, but he is also the author of two unconventional historical novels, The Last Witchfinder and Galápagos Regained. He variously describes himself as a "scientific humanist," a "bewildered pilgrim," and a "child of the Enlightenment".Morrow presently lives in State College, Pennsylvania with his second wife, Kathryn Smith Morrow, his son Christopher, and his two dogs. Wikipedia  

✵ 17. March 1947
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James K. Morrow Quotes

“Luli turned out to be uncompromising and brilliant. She could prosecute honey before a jury of bears and win.”

James K. Morrow

Source: The Wine of Violence (1981), Chapter 2 (p. 21)

“There are none so blind as those who see angels…None so deaf as those who hear gods.”

James K. Morrow book Only Begotten Daughter

Source: Only Begotten Daughter (1990), Chapter 17 (p. 288)

““What’s theodicy?” asked Anthony.
“Hard to explain.”
“Sounds like idiocy.”
“Much of it is.””

James K. Morrow book Towing Jehovah

Source: Towing Jehovah (1994), Chapter 2, “Priest” (p. 38)

“Hell was not perfect, but it was paradise compared with New Jersey.”

James K. Morrow book Only Begotten Daughter

Source: Only Begotten Daughter (1990), Chapter 10 (p. 174)

“Now we’re getting somewhere, George told himself, although he sensed that this situation would not endure.”

James K. Morrow

Source: This Is the Way the World Ends (1986), Chapter 4, “In Which Our Hero Is Asked to Sign a Most Unusual Sales Contract” (p. 43)

““In fact, there’s probably only one thing worse than not being able to understand a person.”
“What’s that?” asked Nimrod.
“Being able to understand him completely.””

James K. Morrow

"Bible Stories for Adults, No. 20: The Tower" p. 76 (originally published in Author’s Choice Monthly #8: Swatting at the Cosmos)
Short fiction, Bible Stories for Adults (1996)

“Let us examine the language here. Evidently God is addressing this code to a patriarchy that will in turn disseminate it among the less powerful, namely wives and servants. And how long before these servants are downgraded further still…into slaves, even? Ten whole commandments, and not one word against slavery, not to mention bigotry, misogyny, or war.”

James K. Morrow

"Bible Stories for Adults, No. 31: The Covenant" p. 130 (originally published in What Might Have Been? Volume 1: Alternate Empires, edited by Gregory Benford and Martin H. Greenberg)
Short fiction, Bible Stories for Adults (1996)

“The universe,” says Wyvern, “is a Ph. D. thesis that God was unable to successfully defend.”

James K. Morrow book Only Begotten Daughter

Source: Only Begotten Daughter (1990), Chapter 13 (p. 221)

“Maybe I’ll end up on the fun side of her pants some day.”

James K. Morrow

Source: This Is the Way the World Ends (1986), Chapter 6, “In Which a Sea Captain, a General, a Therapist, and a Man of God Enter the Tale” (p. 66)

“Children, being close to the ground, have a special rapport with insects.”

James K. Morrow

Source: The Wine of Violence (1981), Chapter 2 (p. 17)

“There’s nothing quite so pernicious as wishful thinking.”

James K. Morrow book Towing Jehovah

Source: Towing Jehovah (1994), Chapter 11, “War” (p. 285)

“If You intervene too profusely in Earth’s affairs, I’ve noticed, the inhabitants become chronically distracted, and they forget to worship You.”

James K. Morrow

"Bible Stories for Adults, No. 20: The Tower" p. 67 (originally published in Author’s Choice Monthly #8: Swatting at the Cosmos)
Short fiction, Bible Stories for Adults (1996)

“Life’s meaning doesn’t come from God! Life’s meaning comes from life!”

James K. Morrow book Towing Jehovah

Source: Towing Jehovah (1994), Chapter 7, “Island” (p. 178)

“Francis realized he was afflicted with what his father used to term “an erection of the curiosity organ.””

James K. Morrow

Source: The Wine of Violence (1981), Chapter 11 (p. 132)

“When a species fixates on the supernatural, it ceases to mature.”

James K. Morrow book Only Begotten Daughter

Source: Only Begotten Daughter (1990), Chapter 6 (p. 118)

“Sweetie, if I’ve learned anything during my ten years at sea, it’s this. Never confuse your captain with God.”

James K. Morrow book Towing Jehovah

Source: Towing Jehovah (1994), Chapter 4, “Dirge” (p. 74)

“Francis’s office did not come with a videophone; at times he was surprised that his office came with a floor.”

James K. Morrow

Source: The Wine of Violence (1981), Chapter 2 (p. 25)

“Better a citizen in hell than a slave in New Jersey.”

James K. Morrow book Only Begotten Daughter

Source: Only Begotten Daughter (1990), Chapter 9 (p. 162)

“Be sure to convict that chucklehead. He thinks a country’s Christianity is measured by the size of its thermonuclear arsenal.”

James K. Morrow

Source: This Is the Way the World Ends (1986), Chapter 13, “In Which the Prosecution’s Case Is Said to Be a Grin without a Cat” (p. 167)

“The undergraduates lamented the high price of textbooks and the equally outrageous fact that they were expected to read them.”

James K. Morrow

Source: The Philosopher's Apprentice (2008), Chapter 8 (p. 171)

“Father says don’t kill your principles just because the government is paying for the funeral.”

James K. Morrow

Source: The Wine of Violence (1981), Chapter 22 (pp. 257-258)

“I can’t help suggesting that a God who communicates through leukemia is at best deranged.”

James K. Morrow book Only Begotten Daughter

Source: Only Begotten Daughter (1990), Chapter 6 (p. 116)