Greg Behrendt Quotes

“A man who wants to make a relationship work will move mountains to keep the
woman he loves”

“Before you look for validation in others, try and find it in yourself”

“The time it takes to feel better about a breakup is directly proportional to the time it takes to feel better about yourself.”

“Don't waste the pretty”

“When it comes to men, deal with them as they are, not how you’d like them to be.”

“He doesn’t have to love your CD collection. He doesn’t have to love your shoes. But any good, mature guy better make an attempt to love your friends and family—especially when they’re great.”

“Because here’s what guys don’t do if they can’t live without you: They don’t break up with you.”

“If a guy truly likes you, but for personal reasons he needs to take things slow, he will let you know that immediately. He won’t keep you guessing,
because he’ll want to make sure you don’t get frustrated and go away.”

“Hey, Hot Stuff, Can’t wait till you get over that guy you were with. He sounds like a real jerk. Hope it’s soon. You’re way too tasty to be alone for too long. Come find me. I’m out here waiting. Your Future”

“Don't you want the guy who'll forget about all the other things in his life before he forgets about you?”

“If the guy you’re dating doesn’t seem to be completely into you, or you feel the need to start ‘figuring him out,’ please consider the glorious thought that he might just not be that into you. And then free yourself to go find someone that is.”

“If he's choosing not to make a simple effort that would put you at ease and bring harmony to a recurring fight, then he doesn't respect your feelings and needs.”

“Don’t spend your time on and give your heart to any guy who makes you wonder about anything
related to his feelings for you”

“Meeting someone you like and dating him is supposed to make you feel better, not worse.”

“Why should you feel honored for getting scraps of his time?”

“You picked a lemon, throw it away lemonade is overrated. Freaks should remain at the circus, not in your apartment. You already have one asshole. You don’t need another. Make a space in your life for the glorious things you deserve. Have faith.”

“Busy' is another word for 'asshole'. 'Asshole' is another word for the guy you're dating.”

“Alone also means available for someone outstanding.”

“I believe in love the verb, not the noun.”

“Always be classy. Never be crazy.”

“I'm tired of seeing great women in bullshit relationships.”

“The quickest way to rectify that mistake (choosing the wrong person) is by learning from that, moving on, and choosing much more wisely in the future.”

“We (men) would rather lose an arm out a city bus window than tell you simply, “You’re not the
one.” We are quite sure you will kill us or yourself or both—or even worse, cry and yell at us.”

“If you can find him, then he can find you. If he wants to find you, he will.”

“.. he may love you, he may miss you, but ultimately he's just not that into you.”

“If a man is really into you, nothing will stop him from being with you - including a fear of intimacy.”

“The only reason he can miss you is because he’s choosing, every day, not to be with you.”

“Remember always what you set out to get, and please don’t settle for less.”

“You already have one asshole, you don't need another one”

“But he was so great!' Yes, and the people who got on the Titanic thought they were going on a vacation”

“Cheaters never prosper. (Because they suck.)”

“A man would rather be trampled by elephants on fire than tell you he's just not that into you.”

“There will never be a good time, financially, to get married, unless you're Shaq or Ray Romano. But somehow people manage. If your man is using money as an excuse not to marry you, it's your relationship that's insecure, not his bank account.”

“He doesn't need to be reminded you're great.”

“big plans require big action”

“Wasting time with the wrong person is just time wasted.”

“Trust yourself, because as Oprah says, doubt means don't every time”

“An excuse is a polite rejection. Men are not afraid of 'ruining the friendship.”

“… you are defined by how you live your life, not whom you live it with, and certainly not by what you gave up to be with that person.”

“Breakups hurt like a motherf*#ker, but they are not the end of the world. The pain is temporary, and if handled properly, they can even be life-changing.”

“People are inspired to do remarkable things to find and be with the one they love.”

“You are not easily forgotten.”

“Life's biggest rewards come from the biggest challenges”

“We have become a sloppy bunch of people. We say things we don’t mean. We make promises we don’t keep.”

“Bored with the same type of misery over and over and over again.”

“So many of us find ourselves saying, “but he was so great!” Yes, and the people who got on the Titanic thought they were going on vacation. Things changed and it’s important to remember that they did.”

“Better than nothing is not good enough for you!”

“First of all, never buy a man a plasma TV until you're married. A lot of men once they have a plasma TV they don't need a girlfriend”

“It’s very tempting when you really want to be with someone to settle for much, much less - even a vague pathetic facsimile of less - than you would have ever imagined. Remember always what you set out to get and please don’t settle for less.”

“I’m about to make a wild, extreme, and severe relationship rule: the word “busy” is a load of crap and is most often used by assholes.”

“A good indication that it's not is if you're only staying with What's His Name because you're scared.”

“Is he making you happy? I don’t mean some of the time, on rare occasions, not that often, “but the good still outweighs the bad.” Does he make it clear in his actions every day that your happiness is important to him?”

“He's just not that into you.”

“If he was so great, you'd still be together.”