Greg Behrendt: Trending quotes

“Being brokenhearted is like having broken ribs. On the outside it looks like nothing's wrong, but every breath hurts.”

Greg Behrendt

Source: It's Called a Breakup Because It's Broken: The Smart Girl's Break-Up Buddy

Hurtful , Hurt

“A man who wants to make a relationship work will move mountains to keep the
woman he loves”

Greg Behrendt

Source: He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys

Relationship , Love , Mountain

“Don’t spend your time on and give your heart to any guy who makes you wonder about anything
related to his feelings for you”

Greg Behrendt

Source: He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys

Guy , Feeling , Time , Heart

“Don’t be flattered that he misses you. He should miss you. You are deeply missable. However, he’s still the same person who just broke up with you. Remember, the only reason he can miss you is because he’s choosing, every day, not to be with you.”

Greg Behrendt

Source: He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys

Personality

“You picked a lemon, throw it away lemonade is overrated. Freaks should remain at the circus, not in your apartment. You already have one asshole. You don’t need another. Make a space in your life for the glorious things you deserve. Have faith.”

Greg Behrendt

Source: He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys

Life , Faith

“Busy' is another word for 'asshole'. 'Asshole' is another word for the guy you're dating.”

Greg Behrendt

Source: He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys

Guy , Business

“Because here’s what guys don’t do if they can’t live without you: They don’t break up with you.”

Greg Behrendt

Source: He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys

Guy

“Life is hard enough as it is without choosing someone difficult to share it with”

Greg Behrendt

Source: He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys

Life

“Alone also means available for someone outstanding.”

Greg Behrendt

Source: It's Called a Breakup Because It's Broken: The Smart Girl's Break-Up Buddy

“When it comes to men, deal with them as they are, not how you’d like them to be.”

Greg Behrendt

Source: He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys

Men

“If the guy you’re dating doesn’t seem to be completely into you, or you feel the need to start ‘figuring him out,’ please consider the glorious thought that he might just not be that into you. And then free yourself to go find someone that is.”

Greg Behrendt

Guy , Feeling

“I believe in love the verb, not the noun.”

Greg Behrendt

Source: He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys

Love

“Always be classy. Never be crazy.”

Greg Behrendt

Source: He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys

“If a guy truly likes you, but for personal reasons he needs to take things slow, he will let you know that immediately. He won’t keep you guessing,
because he’ll want to make sure you don’t get frustrated and go away.”

Greg Behrendt

Source: He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys

Guy , Personality

“I'm tired of seeing great women in bullshit relationships.”

Greg Behrendt

Source: He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys

Women

“He doesn’t have to love your CD collection. He doesn’t have to love your shoes. But any good, mature guy better make an attempt to love your friends and family—especially when they’re great.”

Greg Behrendt

Source: He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys

Love , Family , Shoe , Guy

“The quickest way to rectify that mistake (choosing the wrong person) is by learning from that, moving on, and choosing much more wisely in the future.”

Greg Behrendt

Source: He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys

Way , Learning , Future , Personality

“We (men) would rather lose an arm out a city bus window than tell you simply, “You’re not the
one.” We are quite sure you will kill us or yourself or both—or even worse, cry and yell at us.”

Greg Behrendt

Source: He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys

Men , Cry

“If you can find him, then he can find you. If he wants to find you, he will.”

Greg Behrendt

Source: He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys

“Don't waste the pretty”

Greg Behrendt