Quotes from work

Virals

“Chance wore a white tuxedo with tails. On anyone else? Doopy. On him? Yes, please.”

“God help anyone who messes with the Virals!”

“Let's do it. Monkeys are always funny. You pretty much can't go wrong with a monkey, right? Hi paused. Well unless that monkey wants you dead, or does needle drugs or something. Then it's wrong, and a bad monkey.”

“You all right now?"
"I'm exceptional. Wonderful. Thanks for the concern. You complete me.”

“Why do all your brilliant ideas involve felonies?”

“Baravetto was unconscious when we found him," Hi said. "What'd you do to the guy?"

"Kicked him in the balls, then brained him with a rolling pin. Twice.”

“An elite confederacy of nerds. My peeps”

“Who's going to rob us? A crackhead crab? A jellyfish junkie?”