Quotes from book

Dead Until Dark

“I snuck a look to see how Eric was taking this, and he was staring at me the same way the Monroe vampires had. Thoughtful. Hungry.
"That's interesting," he said. "I had a psychic once. It was incredible."
"Did the psychic think so?”

“It was one of God's jokes that such a dumb mind had been put in such an eloquent body.”

“Woo woo, secret vampire stuff!”

“You won't find a vampire in a Ford Fiesta”

“Life begins at night”

“Life had sure been simpler when I hadn't dated.”

“My brother, Jason, came into the bar, then, and sauntered over to give me a hug. He knows that women like a man who's good to his family and also kind to the disabled, so hugging me is a double whammy of recommendation.”

“For awhile I taped soap operas and watched them at night when I thought I might be forgetting what it was like to be human. After a while I stopped, because from the examples I saw on those shows, forgetting humanity was a good thing.”

“There was enough tension in the room to send a fleet of the nervous running for their tranquilizers.”