Quotes from book

Dead as a Doornail

“Fiction just makes it all more interesting. Truth is so boring.”

“i hate not knowing what i did." _Eric”

“Eric moved the broom experimentally and made an attempt to sweep the glass into the pan while it lay in the middle of the floor. Of course, the pan slid away. Eric scowled.
I'd finally found something Eric did poorly.”

“Food that walked and talked, that was us. McPeople.”

“Should I just bite you, and end it all?", he whispered. "I would never have to think about you again. Thinking about you is an annoying habit and one I want to be rid of.”

“My bullshit meter is reading that as 'false'.”

“You just don't want a vampire pissed off at you.”