Quotes about garter

A collection of quotes on the topic of garter.

Quotes about garter

Thomas Paine photo
Dorothy Parker photo

“All I have to be thankful for in this world is that I was sitting down when my garter busted.”

Dorothy Parker (1893–1967) American poet, short story writer, critic and satirist

Source: The Portable Dorothy Parker

Anna Akhmatova photo
Stanisław Jerzy Lec photo

“The Order of the Garter usually goes to people who already have full wardrobes.”

Stanisław Jerzy Lec (1909–1966) Polish writer

More Unkempt Thoughts (1964)

Noel Fielding photo

“I had a garter snake named Clayton.”

Noel Fielding (1973) British comedian and actor

HermAphroditeZine, Autumn 1999

Clement Attlee photo

“There were few who thought him a starter,
Many who thought themselves smarter.
But he ended PM,
CH and OM,
an Earl and a Knight of the Garter.”

Clement Attlee (1883–1967) Former Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

Kenneth Harris, Attlee (Weidenfeld and Nicholson, London, 1982)
Self-penned limerick.
1960s