Quotes about cupcake

“Do you want me to call you Celery Stick instead of Cupcake or Honey-Pie? It just doesn’t inspire the same warm and fuzzy feelings.”

“I checked my phone messages. Three in all.

The first was from Joe. “Hey, Cupcake.” That was it. That was the whole message.

The second was from Ranger. “Yo.” Ranger made Joe look like a chatterbox.”

“You know," I told him,"if you don't know how to eat a cupcake, that's nothing to be ashamed of."
Now he did smile. "I know how to eat a cupcake."
"Sure you do."
"I do," he said. "I just don't want one of those."
"Yeah? Prove it.”

“Any cupcake consumed before 9AM is, technically, a muffin.”

“You're such a cupcake.”

“Happy birthday. And next time? Eat the stupid cupcake.”

“Hide it in a hiding place where no one ever goes
Put it in your pantry with your cupcakes”

“Coach Hedge shouted, 'Let the movie star go, you big ugly cupcake! Or I'm gonna plant my hoof right up your…”

“Cupcake, you've been breaking my heart for as long as I've known you”

“That's it, cupcake. You're going down.”

“You are bad and mean and I'm going to spit on your cupcakes.”

“America is an enormous frosted cupcake in the middle of millions of starving people.”

“Things are tough all over, cupcake, an' it rains on the just an' the unjust alike… except in California.”

“You can run, but you can't hide, Cupcake." Morelli said. "I'll find you."
"You are such a cop."
"Tell me about it.”

“On Saturday, he ate through one piece of chocolate cake, one ice-cream cone, one pickle, one slice of Swiss cheese, one slice of salami, one lollipop, one piece of cherry pie, one sausage, one cupcake, and one slice of watermelon. That night he had a stomach ache.”

“Emily stared into the middle distance, trying to ignore the fact that the men were looking at her like a cupcake on a plate.”

“This is discrimination against gay, nautically-themed cupcake mascots.”

“You lame-ass nigga, no dough, always on the train-ass nigga, Canal street, 10-karat-chain-ass nigga, you got fucked upstate, you cupcake, how many dicks can your butt take?”