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Brian P. Cleary, is an American humorist, poet, United States patent holder, inventor and author. The bow-tie wearing children's author is best known for his books that explore grammar in humorous ways written for grade-school children. Wikipedia  

✵ 1. October 1959
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Famous Brian P. Cleary Quotes

“Whatever story you're telling, it will be more interesting if, at the end you add, "and then everything burst into flames.”

Brian P. Cleary

Source: You Oughta Know By Now

“A good friend will help you plant your tulips. A great friend will help you plant a gun on the unarmed intruder you just shot.”

Brian P. Cleary

“It’s not technically gossip if you start your sentence with “I’m really concerned about __________________,” (fill in the name of the person you’re not gossiping about).”

Brian P. Cleary

Source: You Oughta Know By Now

“Not only is love blind, it’s a little hard of hearing.”

Brian P. Cleary

Source: You Oughta Know By Now

“When a kid says "smell my hand," it almost never smells like cinnamon.”

Brian P. Cleary

Source: You Oughta Know By Now

“If a couple has their picture taken at a wedding or other social gathering, and the woman looks hot, her guy could be blinking, chewing, or even mid-sneeze, and she’ll still display it on her desk at work.”

Brian P. Cleary

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