“The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well.”

“I'm very well liked in Hartford. You know, the trouble is, Linda, people don't seem to take to me.”

“As you see, it is not that I don't know my own mind, I know it very well but only up to a certain point in the matter. I know perfectly well what the question is. It's the answer I want.”

“Don't try the paranormal until you know what's normal.”

“People don't like change. But make the change fast enough and you go from one type of normal to another.”

“Don't you love Jesus?' Well, I thought an' I thought an' finally I says, 'No, I don't know nobody name' Jesus. I know a bunch of stories, but I only love people.”

“Dysfunctional relationship is not the exception. It is the norm. The only reason people don't realize it is because they've normalized the dysfunction.”

“Mo: Uh… sorry. I was just wondering why you're… you know… using that if normally you just use crutches.
Thea: Well, the chair is so much more dramatic, don't you think? I use it when I want people to feel extra sorry for me.”

“These people who are using this prisoner as a playing card didn't know our religion very well. In true Islam, they don't kill women and young children.”

“I don't evenclowns. Clowns are not normal people.”