“It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains.”

“It is a truth universally acknowledged that a married man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of an heir.”

“It is a truth universally acknowledged that a sane employee in possession of his wits must be in want of a good manager.”

“It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of a large ego must be in want of a woman to cut him down to size”

“It is a truth universally acknowledged that a thirty-something woman in possession of a satisfying career and fabulous hairdo must be in want of very little”

“This is the part in the movie where that guy says, "Zombies? What zombies?" just before they eat his brains. I don't want to be that guy.”

“Nothing that lived and breathed was truly objective—even in a vacuum, even if all that possessed the brain was a self-immolating desire for the truth.”

“The brain acknowledged the approach of death while the heart stubbornly insisted upon immortality.”

“It is the brain, the little gray cells on which one must rely. One must seek the truth within--not without." ~ Poirot”

“If there is no more market for ancient Greek, there should be no more ancient Greek. If there are no jobs for historians, there should be no history. If there is no money in brains, there should be no brains - except for the brains that make money.”