“Pride was the belt you used to hold your pants up when you had no pants.”

“Hope: You mean, Jack's actually wearing your pants?”

“You never know when some crazed rodent with cold feet could be running loose in your pants.”

“If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month.”

“I was seven before I realized that you could eat breakfast with your pants on.”

“People putting their clothes on backwards. Isn't that a sign of something going on wrong? Are you not paying attention? People with their hat on backwards, pants down around the crack. Isn't that a sign of something or are you waiting for Jesus to pull his pants up?”

“Four: If you try to force yourself into my head, I will force myself into your pants.”

“Amelie had on black pants, a black zip-up hoodie, andrunning shoes.
So wrong.”

“She accused me of wearing pants from the salvation army."
"Rose, your pants ARE from the salvation army."
"That's SO not the point!”

“Pride is holding your head up when everyone around you has theirs bowed. Courage is what makes you do it.”