“Friends are the fruitcake of life - some nutty, some soaked in alcohol, some sweet.”

“Some are born to sweet delight, Some are born to endless night.”

“There's alcohol in plant and tree.
It must be Nature's plan
That there should be in fair degree
Some alcohol in Man.”

“Tears are as sweet as laughter to some natures.”

“And kissing him is like sucking on alcohol-soaked feet.”

“Thegot its name when two Polynesian alcoholics got in a fight over some neckwear.”

“Maybe some folks are alcoholics and others are just voluntary drunks. Maybe some folks drink due to body chemistry and others due to their lazy characters. Maybe some have drinking problems, while others have problems enough to drink.”

“Some are born to sweet delight and others born to endless night.”

“OK, let's make some sweet, bunty little smubbles.”

“For life is but a dream whose shapes return,
Some frequently, some seldom, some by night
And some by day.”