“Life is like a box of cookies.”

“This is like a cookie, it tastes like a cookie having sex with a doughnut.”

“Life is like a box of chocolates.”

“Boxing is my life, but my life is not only boxing.”

“I can entertain the proposition that life is a metaphor for boxing — for one of those bouts that go on and on, round following round, jabs, missed punches, clinches, nothing determined, again the bell and again and you and your opponent so evenly matched it’s impossible not to see that your opponent is you… Life is like boxing in many unsettling respects. But boxing is only like boxing.”

“Is there a cookie at the end of this lecture?… I got a cookie after all… Dear god, the cookie was poisoned.”

“Life is like a box of Hand grenades, You never know what will blow you to kingdom come”

“You can be miserable before you have a cookie and you can be miserable after you eat a cookie but you can't be miserable while you are eating a cookie.”

“We'd get sick on too many cookies, but ever so much sicker on no cookies at all.”

“Weasel cookies.”