“Cut out all these exclamation points. An exclamation point is like laughing at your own joke.”
F. Scott Fitzgerald (1896–1940) American novelist and screenwriter
“Cut out all these exclamation points. An exclamation point is like laughing at your own joke.”
F. Scott Fitzgerald (1896–1940) American novelist and screenwriter
Mitch Hedberg (1968–2005) American stand-up comedian
Strategic Grill Locations
“Death is an old joke, but it comes like new to everyone.”
Ivan Turgenev (1818–1883) Russian writer
Source: Father and Sons (1862), Ch. 27.
“Jack: When they laugh at one of my jokes… it just gets me right here. [Puts hand on heart]”
Jack Benny (1894–1974) comedian, vaudeville performer, and radio, television, and film actor
The Jack Benny Program (Radio: 1932-1955), The Jack Benny Program (Television: 1950-1965)
Trevor Noah (1984) South African comedian
The Daily Show <br class="br">Source: Visibile in Bill de Blasio's Questionable Joke http://www.cc.com/video-clips/g0ng5b/the-daily-show-with-trevor-noah-bill-de-blasio-s-questionable-joke, CC.com, 12 aprile 2016.
Mitch Hedberg (1968–2005) American stand-up comedian
Mitch All Together (2003)
“Yes, maybe it’s just one colossal big joke with no point to it.”
Robert A. Heinlein book Methuselah's Children
Lazarus stood up and stretched and scratched his ribs. “But I can tell you this, Andy, whatever the answers are, here’s one monkey that’s going to keep on climbing, and looking around him to see what he can see, as long as the tree holds out.”
Methuselah’s Children (p. 667; closing words)
Short fiction, The Past Through Tomorrow (1967)
Marilyn Monroe (1926–1962) American actress, model, and singer
Context: Please don't make me a joke. End the interview with what I believe. I don't mind making jokes, but I don't want to look like one... I want to be an artist, an actress with integrity... If fame goes by, so long, I've had you, fame. If it goes by, I've always known it was fickle. So at least it's something I experienced, but that's not where I live.
Her last taped interview, with Richard Meryman, published in LIFE magazine a few days before her death. (3 August 1962); quoted in Ms. magazine (August 1972) <!-- p. 42 -->
“Come all without, come all within,
You'll not see nothing like the mighty Quinn.”
Bob Dylan (1941) American singer-songwriter, musician, author, and artist
Song lyrics, Self Portrait (1970), Quinn The Eskimo (The Mighty Quinn)