“When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Then find someone who's life is givin' them vodka and have a party!”

“When life gives you lemons, make lemonade”

“When life gives you lemons, make Lemonade!”

“When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and then throw it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges you originally asked for.”

“There’s a really stupid saying: When life hands you a lemon, make lemonade. Well, I have a better saying: When life hands you a lemon, shove that lemon up its stupid butt.”

“I was of the “When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, then wonder why life didn’t give you freaking sugar so you could drink the stuff” school of thought.”

“If life hands your research department lemons and a recipe, you shouldn’t be surprised if they make lemonade for you. Or, better still, anti-lemonade countermeasures.”

“When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.”

“When life gives you lemons… choke on them and die… you stupid lemon eater.”

“When life gives you lemons make melons.”