“When life hands you a lemon, say "Oh yeah, I like lemons. What else you got?”

“There’s a really stupid saying: When life hands you a lemon, make lemonade. Well, I have a better saying: When life hands you a lemon, shove that lemon up its stupid butt.”

“When life gives you lemons… choke on them and die… you stupid lemon eater.”

“If life gives you lemons lets be honest you probably just found lemons”

“When life gives you lemons, make lemonade”

“When life gives you lemons, make lemonade”

“When life gives you lemons, make Lemonade!”

“When life gives you lemons make melons.”

“When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and then throw it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges you originally asked for.”

“When life gives you lemons…. they could really be oranges.”