„"Jesus!" Luke exclaimed. "Actually, it's just me," said Simon. "Although I've been told the resemblance is startling."“

„I have a suggestion," said Valentine to Luke, in a surprisingly even tone.
"Let me guess," said Luke. "It's 'Don't kill me,' isn't it?“

—  Cassandra Clare American author 1973

„Clearly,' said Luke, 'something's going on that I don't know about.'
Simon looked over at him. 'Sometimes I think that's the motto of my life.“

—  Cassandra Clare, book City of Fallen Angels

Source: City of Fallen Angels

„Basia coquum," Simon said. "Or whatever their motto is."
"It's 'Descensus Averno facilis est.' 'The descent into hell is easy," said Alec. "You just said "Kiss the cook."
"Dammit," said Simon. "I knew Jace was screwing with me.“

—  Cassandra Clare, The City of Lost Souls

Source: City of Lost Souls

„I can't believe you know someone named Freaky Pete," said Simon.
"I know alot of people," said Luke. "Not that Freaky Pete is strictly people, but I'm hardly one to talk.“

—  Cassandra Clare, book City of Ashes

Source: City of Ashes

„The descent into hell is easy." said Alec. "You just said kiss the cook" "Dammit" said Simon. "I knew Jace was screwing with me“

—  Cassandra Clare, The City of Lost Souls

Source: City of Lost Souls

„Were you ever actually going to leave New York, or were you just saying that to get her to finally make a move?”
“Clary,” said Luke, “I am shocked that you would suggest such a thing.“

—  Cassandra Clare, book City of Glass

Source: City of Glass

„How to Come Out to Your Parents," she read out loud. "LUKE. Don't be ridiculous. Simon's not gay, he's a vampire.“

—  Cassandra Clare, book City of Ashes

Clary to Luke, pg. 213
Source: The Mortal Instruments, City of Ashes (2008)

„Well, I hate to tell you this," she said, "but your friend is an asshole."
"He's not my friend," said Simon. "And I couldn't agree with you more, actually."
-Maia & Simon about Jace, pg.49-“

—  Cassandra Clare, book City of Ashes

Source: City of Ashes

„Once he asked me what I thought had turned me gay."
"I hope you told him you were bitten by a gay spider," said Simon.“

—  Cassandra Clare, The City of Lost Souls

Source: City of Lost Souls

„So, technically," Simon said, "even though Jace isn't actually related to you, you have kissed your brother.“

—  Cassandra Clare, book City of Glass

Source: City of Glass

„CH: Have you told many fibs today?
M: I lie a lot - it's really useful - but everything I've said today has been the whole truth and nothing but the truth. So help me… er… Trevor…“

—  Morrissey English singer 1959

Interview by Chris Heath, Star Hits (1987)
About the Notre Dame fire, Odds & Ends

„Yech," said Simon.
"Don't 'yech' me. You're the one with the magical spit.“

—  Cassandra Clare American author 1973

„“Thank you very much, sir,” said Beth with nothing resembling actual gratitude.“

—  Scott Lynch, book The Republic of Thieves

Prologue “The Minder” section 5 (p. 10)
The Republic of Thieves (2013)

„Simon Wiesenthal told me that any political party in a democracy that uses the word 'freedom' in its name is either Nazi or Communist.“

—  Robert D. Kaplan American writer 1952

Robert D. Kaplan, Balkan Ghosts http://books.google.com/books?id=7zx8HswRGmMC&pg=PR53&ots=7w-fGL9HLu, p. liii

„I have been told that Your Excellency follows the teachings of Jesus“

—  Mahmoud Ahmadinejad 6th President of the Islamic Republic of Iran 1956

PBUH
2006, Letter to George W. Bush, 2006

„So you really cant think of anyone else who might want to kill you?"asked Jace.
"Unlike in your case there arent actually all that many people who dislike me."said Simon.“

—  Cassandra Clare, book City of Fallen Angels

Source: City of Fallen Angels

„said Luke, as if it were the filthiest word he knew.“

—  Cassandra Clare, book City of Ashes

Source: City of Ashes

„Camille leaned forward. When she did, the neckline of her black silk blouse gaped open. If Simon had still been human, he would have blushed. "Will you let me see it?"
Simon could actually feel his eyes pop out. "See“

—  Cassandra Clare, book City of Fallen Angels

Source: City of Fallen Angels

„Oh, Simon, Simon, Simon,” said Jace. “You may not remember, but that’s kind of our thing.“

—  Cassandra Clare, The Whitechapel Fiend

Source: The Whitechapel Fiend